Time Flies When You’re with Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney, christened the “Funniest Person On Twitter” at the 2012 Comedy Awards, has mastered the art of the comedy tweet. If you doubt that comedy tweeting is an art form, you haven’t seen Rob Delaney’s twitter. Here’s a small taste:

  • “TGIF” – everyone except Jesus [permalink]
  • Be careful; you are a can of soda. RT @Pepsi: Biking along the beach to catch the sunset. Doin’ summer nights right! [permalink]
  • The story of the Titanic speaks to me because I once tripped over a bag of ice at a party & then killed over 1,500 people. [permalink]

When he isn’t tweeting (which isn’t very often), Delaney is doing other things that funny people do. His stand-up special, Rob Delaney, Live at the Bowery Ballroom, is currently streaming on Netflix. He also has a book coming out in November: Rob Delaney: Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warriar. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage. He’s penned a few indescribable articles for Vice.com, and has a tumblr where he’s written frankly and beautifully about his struggles with addiction and depression.

Next up, Rob Delaney will be taking part in the Six-Word Festival On Twitter! On September 26 at 1:00pm EST, Rob Delaney will tweet out the prompt, “Where does all the time go?”

Tweet your responses with #timeflies to @sixwords and Rob Delaney will select (and possibly retweet) some of his favorites. Your #timeflies Six Words™ could even get published in an upcoming Six-Word Memoir book!

The Six-Word Festival on Twitter (presented by sixwordmemoirs.com) runs from September 24-26. Check out the full schedule to see what other events are coming up and for more about the celebrity guest judges.

5 Comments » for Time Flies When You’re with Rob Delaney
  1. Laurie Jacklyn says:

    I feel like a cheap Haiku

  2. Joanne Seroka says:

    Was a girl … now I’m ma’am.

  3. John Dillon says:

    I’d check the spice rack first.
    Time’s both confidence man and Houdini.
    Time goes wherever you’re not looking.

  4. Charlie says:

    I’m Richard but call me cock.

  5. Craig Lackin says:

    Damn it! No toilet paper AGAIN?

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